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  • lordonuthin
    Oct 28, 01:42 AM
    Well, I'll hop on the bandwagon. My measly old MBP should be able to cope with it. I'll get my PS3 onto the game as well, just to see how much I can get out of it.

    (far out you guys are well equipped)

    Great to have you aboard! Every machine we can get helps. PS3's are great folding machines.

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  • sparkomatic
    Mar 11, 04:16 PM
    They just walked by and said that they don't have quantities. They can't open their stock until they close the store at 3pm.

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  • notjustjay
    Oct 21, 10:55 AM
    I do not have $879 to spend on a chair and if I did I would not. It's a chair! :D

    The Herman Miller Aeron isn't just a chair... it's an experience! :eek:

    Seriously, I probably wouldn't spend $879 of my own money to buy one, but my previous workplace had those and it was THE most comfortable office chair I have ever used.

    As for a Christmas wishlist... I've already bought way too many tech gadgets this year already, so I'm asking friends and family for cash or gift cards to help offset those purchases instead of having them struggle to think of even more stuff to give me.

    I bought an iPad in May,


    and a VitaMix blender last month (which I like, but dang, it was expensive).


    (There was also the KitchenAid food processor, the home theatre system, ... yeah, I've bought enough "stuff" for myself this year already.)

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  • wtfk
    Dec 1, 07:59 PM
    I'm still waiting to hear that someone--anyone--has actually been exploited by one of these "exploits."

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  • lbro
    Oct 25, 12:14 AM
    One thing I want is a new phone, my old one's battery is so crappy it lasts for a couple of hours and than it starts beeping to signal that the battery is dead. Very annoying.

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  • BigHat
    Aug 1, 12:32 PM
    I've had them all since Gen one excpet for the Video. Lost my Nano and gave other away. Now just have a Gen 3. Need a new one here soon when they make a car adaptor for the optical bus equipped BMWs. Gen 3 will go there and the new one will be for home, work and travel.

    Is the smart play to wait a month or two?

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  • Stella
    Jul 28, 08:42 AM
    Never too late.

    Isn't that what people said when Apple released the iPod - its too late... Now look.

    It's too late for Microsoft - they are just riding Apple's coattails now, in a desperate attempt to create something that can compete with iTunes+iPod...but thats all it is, a desperate attempt :eek:

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  • fkalwar
    Jul 24, 08:35 PM
    so would this be incorporated into the upcoming iPod, or the "next" update to the iPod?

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  • NT1440
    May 1, 11:12 PM
    my fear is the democrats will try to use this a political gain and that is so very wrong both to the military and for this good event.

    It turns a great event into worthless BS. It was just luck of the draw that a Dem was in power when this happen and it was only a matter of time. I already am watching some people try to turn it into political gain and it makes me sick.

    ALL OF THEM will use this as validation or some type of proof that we need to "stay the course" on our un-winnable wars.

    If anything this will have just made our foreign policy situation worse. Get ready for the blowback, because this event definitely pissed off some extremists.

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  • Luis
    Jan 25, 06:40 PM
    It's not only Apple, it's the whole market AFAIK.

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  • MacCheetah3
    Jul 24, 10:25 PM
    1) I don't see the right / left clicking complaint to be valid. It does work differently than a three peice ( two button / rest of shell ) mouse but all it takes is some getting use to. It isn't a design flaw, as far as my opinion goes

    2) The scroll ball is a design flaw to an extent but not overly difficult to fix. It simply gets 'greasy' from hand oils, ... Normally using "just enough" rubbing alcohol on a cloth or paper towel and [vigorously] rolling the MM upside down on it with the scroll ball cleans and dislodges any "gunk" buildup. Tedious and one shouldn't have to do it but I've never seen a mouse that stays perfectly clean with 'normal' use.

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  • Jason Beck
    Apr 9, 02:07 AM

    Mercedez on my bathroom counter.

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  • stroked
    Apr 24, 08:30 PM

    Have you ever met or talked with someone who is transgender?
    If you don't have a daughter, then you don't have a clue.
    I have seen some transgenders, and I have nothing to say to them.

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  • inmotion
    Nov 5, 01:36 PM
    so i decided to try to reinstall windows on vmware this time giving it 1gig of ram to work with.... and surprisingly enough, parallels with 512mb of ram still felt smoother and snappier....
    i hope that vmware reads these :rolleyes:
    cuz i decided to uninstall vmware and stick with parallels for now... the latest build runs really really well for me

    ps: i also note that not a lot of people on the forum seem interested in this topic... (and instead go for threads like RUMOR! C2D MACBOOK, NEXT TUESDAY (OR THE ONE AFTER, OR AFTER! :D )

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  • Ammo
    Apr 26, 10:42 AM
    Not really. There are some markets where Verizon LTE is able to pull down over 10 MB/s, which T-mobile's HSPA+ and WiMax can't touch.

    AT&T's HSPA+ can pull down 21 MB theoretically. 4x faster than HSPA 7.2.

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  • xVeinx
    Oct 23, 02:28 PM
    How would an operating system KNOW it is being run in virtualization? It cannot determine the difference from a real computer. We are talking about Vista like it is an artificial intelligence of some kind.

    I suppose that depends on how you define artifical intelligence... Anyway, to answer your point, Vista can determine if you are running the software in a virtual environment. Virtualization requires the OS to be embedded in further software, and that software has distinct signitures that can be pulled out by the OS. It might be possible to add patches to prevent Vista from seeing those signatures, but who knows.

    On another front, if MS were wise, they would take some advice from Apple's iTunes and use a deactivation feature. This would prevent a huge stress on their phone support and tremendously add to user happiness. If there ever became an issue with Windows, or someone needed to upgrade, then they could go ahead and deactivate that copy of windows or deauthorize the account (through safe mode in the case of OS problems). Then, the software could be reinstalled without worry and reactivated.

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  • cvaldes
    Apr 22, 10:47 AM
    Many get garbage 3G speeds on AT&T in many areas anyway, so what's the point of having a 4G iPhone that GSM provider (insert AT&T) in the US can't even support on a mass basis?
    Theoretically, the 4G LTE iPhone would work great in countries not named the United States of America.

    59% of Apple's revenue comes from international markets.

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  • Porco
    Apr 29, 05:51 PM
    I still usually buy CDs for music I care about, if what I am after is not easily obtainable on CD I buy from an online store who offer 320kbps files when possible. Market forces are the only way they (Amazon, iTunes etc) will ever higher quality or lossless.

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  • lordonuthin
    Oct 20, 09:54 PM
    How can you tell how many cores its using?

    With top in the command line or with activity monitor (utilities/activity monitor); you can see how many cores are running.

    Jun 16, 08:47 PM
    Am amused, :rolleyes:

    Oct 24, 09:10 AM
    would it be possible for Apple to disable the 64 bit feature?
    Why? When leopard comes out it can handle 32-bit and 64-bit apps so why would they not give there customers the choice?
    edit: he posted nevermind..

    Sep 19, 10:16 AM
    A good guess is 41 min per frame, 18k PPD, about the same as the old 2007 3Ghz...


    has all sort of speed tests.

    see that's not all that impressive to me. you would think 8 real cores, or 16 cores with HT, would beat 4 real cores or 8 with HT. i mean i could buy 3 machines like my i7 for the same price as an octo mac pro 2.26. i'd rather have the mac pro, but i just can't justify it right now. maybe when the i9 comes out

    18k PPD is pretty impressive. . . . if you run it in windows you could use the vid card too, probably pull close to 25k. I would love to see Pande Group put out a GPU client for mac OS X.... I'm getting sick of running windows 90% of the time on my Mac Pro.

    yeah but you can't run the bigadv units in windows, and i can't get them to run in a VM either.

    With these new big units no more need for GPU...

    What would be nice is to run OS X and the big units, the GPU with WINE with a couple of fast Nvidia cards...

    We just need one of the smart guys here to do a step by step for us...

    yeah we do. i'm not one of those smart guys, and i'm too lazy to try and look up how to get GPU working in linux. i know you can do it though

    Sep 30, 12:20 PM
    wow Matt, you must live in a special area of Minneapolis, because my experience with AT&T coverage in Minny is terrible! I was over in St. Louis Park just yesterday and my wife and I both had NO SERVICE until we got into Edina, and when my wife was in downtown at her patent lawyers office (IDC) she had 1 bar on Edge, and could not stay connected for more than 30 seconds before dropping the call. Thankfully in Prior Lake, I have decent coverage.

    That's odd because I get great service in St. Louis Park (I'm in that area a lot) and I live and work downtown and get great service both indoors and out. I very rarely go below 5 bars anywhere I am in the metro area - I only experience diminished service along I-35 heading north to Duluth. My roommate has an iPhone as well and has the same experience I do. I've had AT&T now for about 3 years and have never had problems. I do agree that Sprint has great service as well in MN, I had them before the iPhone came out.

    Apr 27, 09:20 AM
    I too bought a new imac on the 16th. After finding out about the refresh I took it back on the 21st, no questions asked but they knew why I was doing it. I would agree to take it back before the 30th and wait it out. You will kick yourself in the butt unless you are 100% satisfied already.

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