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  • MacQuest
    Oct 18, 06:26 PM
    so what will we see in 2007?

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  • Chef Medeski
    Oct 18, 05:48 PM
    - Leopard
    - True video iPod
    - Hate to say it on this forum but......C2D Laptops ;)

    Like the man said "one of the most exciting new product years in Apple�s history.�

    I'll have one of each please :D
    I rather have a sandwich of all those things.

    Laptop as the bread.
    Leopard is the mayo.
    Got some real meat with C2D in there
    and 802.11N is some good cheese even though itll still have some holes in it like swiss
    All with wireless iTV

    and a true video ipod on top.

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  • extrafuzzyllama
    Sep 15, 09:52 PM
    i have four deskstars already for over a year and still going strong so i didnt want to all of a sudden change hdd brands if they have been good for me

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  • jav6454
    Apr 29, 04:03 PM
    At this point, most people would call an explanation necessary.

    I don't have one at this point. Random people killed and so far only villagers dead. I have no idea on a wolf.

    Now if that is suspicious to you, then go ahead and kill me. You'll be surprised at the result.

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  • Intell
    Apr 27, 10:31 AM
    After the uneventful night in the brig, chrmjenkins awoke to a new sight. What he saw was NathanMuir frozen in banana flavored Popsicle. After thinking about whether he should free him, he saw appleguy321 sulking in the corner. "Why are you so down and sad?" he asked.

    "Their going to eject us out into space." appleguy123 replied.

    "Do you want to help free NathanMuir?"

    "You don't want to lick that. It isn't a Popsicle." appleguy312 said with a weak smile. chrmjenkins, now repulsed by the encapsulated NathanMuir, started to panic. "Must not panic, must not panic." he muttered.

    "Here read this, it'll calm you down." said appleguy312 as he handed him an Intell Classmate sized thing with glowing writing on the side. chrmjenkins opened it and was presented with an animated picture of a common bending robot drinking tea. "Is this all it does?"

    "No, it usually does more. But I think it needs its fuel cell replaced. I put my last one in my lightvibrator." Then a loud grinding noise sounded out across the rooms walls. A wide hole opened in the ceiling and little compressed cubes of garbage dropped in. Then just as suddenly as the ceiling opened, the floor dissolved into empty space. Everyone and everything in the room instantly got flung into space.

    Now the proper thing for one to do in outer space would be to exhale to prevent one's lungs from exploding one's chest. NathanMuri, unable to do so, exploded in to a horrid scene. appluguy123 and chrmjenkins held on to each other in their last moments of life. The chance of getting picked up in the vastness of space is roughly 42 to the power of 01189998819991197253, which just so happens to be a random number made up off the top of Graham Linehan's mind.

    Lucky for the protagonists in this story, a ship materialized out of nowhere right around them and a few garbage cubes.

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  • Intell
    Apr 28, 12:06 PM
    "appleguy213? I think I'm a Muppet." "I know how you feel." said appleguy321 as he looked around the futuristicly white room they where in. Curiously enough, there was also an orange Muppet with a childlike grin on its face. Then with a pop noise, chrmjenkins changed back to a human. While appleguy123 stayed a Muppet.

    Then a door made an noise, that just so happened to sound like a woman in mid orgasm, and opened. In walked a robot with a small head and holding a banana. "Come on, to the bridge with you two." said jav6454. chrmjenkins and appleguy321 followed him, through the moaning doors and up a stair case to the bridge.

    nies and lbro where pushing three buttons over and over again in an attempt to look like they where doing something, so that the intruders thought they where important. In walked jav6454 and the intruders. "Welcome to the ship of tomorrow!" announced lbor with enthusiasm that rivaled a fangirl seeing Justine Beaver.

    appleguy312 upon seeing nies, squealed with a hatred so intense that his Muppeteer nearly blacked out. nies, not happy about seeing the creeper from the market on his ship, turned to leave. appleguy123, still wanting to be with him, grabbed jav6454's banana, ate it, and trough the peel in front of the overly pompous nies. Who consequently tripped and fell, cracking his head upon the control panel and turned into a trans-dimensional mouse.

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  • Scottsdale
    Apr 14, 02:54 AM
    It could be apps for AppleTV. I think there have been some clues of the xMac though. Mac is in the name here. AMD GPU drivers have been added to OS X. But the problem is it seems the market is headed elsewhere.

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  • blackpond
    Apr 13, 04:25 PM
    What will Apple offer that other manufactures can't?

    A robust and thriving App Store.

    The App Store will legitimize the Apple TV set.

    I would go so far as to suggest the reason we don't have an App Store on the current Apple TV is because Apple is saving it as the compelling reason to buy an entire TV set.

    Apple doesn't have to provide the reasons to buy the Apple TV set. Developers will do that for them. In the hundreds of thousands.

    Pretty soon you won't be switching channels. You'll be switching apps.

    My 2 cents.

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  • leekohler
    Mar 1, 11:08 AM
    I heard some radio jocks this morning say that they think this whole Charlie Sheen thing is a bit. Kinda like the whole Joaquin Phoenix thing or a radio shock jock who just goes way over the top. Of course the partying and lifestyle is real, but they were talking about this present media tour and the crazy talk he's spouting. It all equals more publicity for him, the network, and the show.

    After thinking about it this explanation sounds pretty reasonable. If it's not that, then as many have said he's had a break with reality of some sort and the eventual end is not going to be pretty.

    All you need to do is look at him to know that it's not a show. He definitely wants publicity, but I don;t think it's going to get him the results he wants. Most people I know are horrified and of the opinion that he just ruined his career. I have to agree.

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  • tazinlwfl
    May 3, 07:36 AM
    This might be the time to buy a new iMac... finally :D

    Really impressed with the specs and price point on these. Can't wait to see all of the options.

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  • SciFrog
    Oct 21, 01:10 PM
    You just leave the computers on 24/7 just folding. Not everyone does though. Also trying to fold more might influence your farm or purchases. Also trying beta programs is a way to compete. Also being on a team gives you more satisfaction than just your personal crunching.

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  • rhett7660
    Apr 30, 04:30 PM
    Both AAC ( and MP3 ( have licensing fees. It's also a complete mess on the MP3 licensing side.

    Great read. Thank you for the links! Kind of blows the open and free notion out of the water.

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  • firestarter
    Apr 24, 07:14 PM
    anyone born with a penis

    except a child of course

    That's not very christian of you.

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  • PecanEater
    Apr 28, 06:31 PM
    So everyone wants a iPhone that's white and not black so that they can put a case on it?

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  • Reach9
    Apr 14, 02:10 PM
    hmm..either its a new product they're working on, or possibly an iOS emulator for Mac OS X Lion?

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  • lordonuthin
    Nov 30, 06:13 PM
    i recently got a ps3 slim, does ps3 folding rely on ps3 linux?

    I think it does, but check the FAQ page (

    Shoulda' read the next post first, duh.

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  • GuitarDTO
    Apr 28, 09:34 PM
    Got one for my wife today. It's pretty sexy looking in don't do it justice. I think it looks way nicer than the white iPad 2. Anyways, it definitely is SLIGHTLY thicker than my black iPhone 4.

    EDIT: "it" meaning the white iPhone...not my wife. Even though she's sexy too.

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  • jav6454
    Apr 25, 06:46 PM

    During the massive PM telling everyone the game started, he and I were the only ones in the group. (remember it's 5 pms at a time). Hence I vote for you out of spite of me not being the only one PMd.

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  • AlligatorBloodz
    Apr 13, 07:56 PM
    I agree this is a silly idea. Who in the world would want the Apple TV integrated into a TV? What happens when an updated Apple TV is released the next year? Toss out the TV and buy another? Most people going in and buying a new large screen HDTV are planning to keep it a lot longer then the peripherals attached to it. If some new device comes out, no problem, just plug it into your TV. The other thing is that the TV market is very a very mature and saturated market with some big well known brands behind it.

    I suppose they could make the content device separate like the current Apple TV which can be attached with an HDMI cable. If they do that what is the point of an Apple branded TV which would likely be built by another company like Samsung, LG or Sharp? Styling and a logo with a higher price? Nonsense.

    Everything would be streamed. Why would you need to update it beyond it breaking or needing a bigger size.

    Apr 14, 03:03 AM
    Imac touch with ios apps as widgets? Imagine cleaning fingerprint smudges off a 27" iMac display. I hope Apple doesn't go there, and I don't think they will.

    Jun 6, 06:31 PM
    Good thing that Apple takes parental controls as seriously as they take porn in their Disney store... Oh, wait. They don't.

    Oh wait, they DO, and have for years:

    Problem solved. Apple DOES have this additional barrier that parents can use to stop accidental or unwanted purchases by children. In this case, the parents didn’t know about that option (they put in their credit card and gave their kid an Internet device without looking at Apple’s online materials enough to see that Parental Controls even existed). A simple mistake which I can understand them making—and one Apple did not make them pay for :)

    Those restrictions, if you choose to enable them, are locked by a 4-digit code (separate from your lock code).

    May 1, 11:32 PM
    I guess Osama Bin Ladin's iPhone tipped Pres. Obama off.

    Apr 27, 12:34 PM
    Facts? You have no proof that she was faking a seizure- none whatsoever. If you want to talk facts, then speak about what you actually know. You have NO WAY to prove she was faking. What you're engaging in is speculation.

    I actually know that many here have shared the same view as mine, that It's painfully obvious she wasn't having a seizure. Must of been a coincidence the seizure happened right at door exit then? Purposely done to avoid being taken outside, where she would of been in severe trouble.

    Common sense always prevails.

    Apr 24, 01:41 PM
    There is a lot of Apple Dick riding going on. Their is nothing wrong with that. But at some point you have to wake up and look at the rest of the world. World wide in smartphone sells Iphone leads by a large margin. World wide Smartphone OSs, iPhone is generally in third or fourth place (Depends on who made it, Some put RIM in front of iOS). But the majority of them place Android or Symbian as the top selling OS.

    If many of your theories that android would disappear if the iPhone was on the same carrier holds no weight. AT&T is still selling millions of Android based phones next to the iPhone (that is was even when AT&T had a piss poor line up android phones.) Right now yes iPhone is selling more then android OS on verizon. But once the honey moon phase is over android based phones will slip back ahead in sells.

    And please for the love of all thats good stop going by your personal observations. Watch me do it. In my men of honor meetings on campus I see no iOS devices and half the room has Androids. In my history class there is an equal proportion of Android OS to iOS phones. its based on where and when you look however it does not represent the entire world.

    But this does my school did a survey online and we found as March 20 the Ratios look like this- Blackberry 17%, iOS 40, Android 35%, other ties in the rest. Highest selling phone: iPhone 4, iPhone 3gs, Lg Optimus 1 series of phones.

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